“Oh, great,” said Death, “you’re not supposed to be here yet.” Death drew out his clipboard and flipped through the pages, thoroughly annoyed. “I’m not?” asked Daniel, “That’s great! Oh man, what a relief!” “No, it’s really not,” Death replied as he roughly tore a sheet away. “But…it means I’m not dead,” Daniel said, confused.…
I recently finished watching season one the BBC/FX show Taboo, and boy am I ready for Season Two. I felt compelled to write about this show because A). It was really enjoyable and B). I don’t feel like very many people are talking about it. The first thing that you should know about Taboo is…
I recently finished watched Netflix’s fantastic new show Stranger Things and even though I feel like it’s been talked to death online, I wanted to write about it. I feel like modern critical discussion comes in waves and right now the show is in the trough between the crests of extreme adulation and critical backlash. Maybe…
Earlier this year when the trailer for Id’s DOOM reboot/sequel hit the web, I didn’t think much about it. The last DOOM game that I played the was SNES port that came out way back in the day. I’m not the biggest First-Person Shooter fan in the world, though it does seem that’s the majority…
Yup, it’s the farting corpse movie. For those who haven’t heard of Swiss Army Man: This is a movie about a farting corpse. Directed by Daniels (Dan Kwan, Daniel Scheinert), in addition to starring 2 Dans, the movie’s plot involves a man, Hank, who has been stranded on a deserted island for some time. Played…
Twenty years to make an amazing movie, and this is what they came up with. Long story short, the movie was a spectacle, had some exciting moments, but was greatly flawed and ultimately pointless. I’m going to get into SPOILERS here, but honestly, you can probably guess every plot point in this movie, so what’s…
When watching a movie like Warcraft, one can’t help but compare it to the best fantasy films that have come before. Lord of the Rings is the natural standard bearer when it comes to great fantasy movies, but it really is unfair to compare the two. Lord of the Rings, while taking place in a…
