Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows

I’m unabashedly a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fanboy, as anyone who’s seen my tattoo can attest to. The 1990 movie is as quality a movie as one could possibly ask for, the 2nd live action movie was dumb but still fun, the less said about the 3rd live action movie the better, but the cartoon…

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014

Finally broke down and watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014. And you know what? It was pretty enjoyable.

As Realistic as Anthropomorphic Turtles Can Get

It’s unthinkable in today’s era of summer blockbusters that one of the most beloved and iconic action films of our childhood was an indie flick. Looking back, I’m a bit surprised that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) got made at all. To understand why, we have to go back to the fearsome foursome’s origins in…

Why Rubber Turtle Suits Are Just the Best

I haven’t been able to bring myself to watch the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie yet.  I do not object to the movie in any way, I am not a purist when it comes to the turtles, and I don’t think that it looks particularly bad.  Bear in mind that this is a man…